last night i got mauled by 2 gay men who were trying to make each other jealous by making the other think they could swing back- you're going to love atl
if i died would you start the facebook group?
There's a girl in here wearing a kaballah bracelet and a miley Cyrus tshirt. consider her judged.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
Dancing like a fucking crazy person to jai ho with a snow ball in her hand. Snow days make her go nuts.
Youre at medical school. Im eating raw cookie dough, pickles, and orange juice. Naked. On a monday afternoon. I clearly make better life choices than you.
I just remember taking her cat for a walk around 3 am then falling asleep in a slide at the park
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
Hes drunk and dancing naked. I can hear his dick smacking his legs from the next room.
Ummm, my mojito just spilled on 2 essays as I'm grading. Who says high schoolers have all the fun?
I was like kind of drunk but mostly just very enthusiastic about beyonce
I'm not going to say what I did. You're smart enough to figure it out. But I did it. And you owe me 20$
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
We're making a scrapbook of dick pics, you want in or what?
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
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