If it were my dying wish, would you come over 2nite 2 save me?:):):) wana come anyways?
I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
We couldn't get our shit together to go to the bar, so we're getting drunk and facebook stalking all the girls who have gotten fat since high school. Any names you wanna throw out?
Someone jacked my earrings off me or I threw em in the toilet again
I hate when that happens
I can't decide if the sex was so good I couldn't move, or if it was me being loaded on all the morphine that they shot me up with at the ER.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
WE SHOULD MAKE A WORKOUT ROUTINE CALLED BARCARDIO
Wake up. Finish House of Cards. Put on pants.
Accurate.
Just a suggestion, don't apricot scrub your vagina.
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
we had sex in his office so i figured it was appropriate to like his company's page on facebook
Of course he’s picking me up at the airport. I taught him the Lotus position last time we had sex.
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