It's an Italian thing I guess, grew up on that shit.
I'm Irish, we don't eat cow guts unless they're blended into a fine whiskey
My balls are so social today.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
I just used an app to identify a song that was playing in the background of a porno. May god bless your soul steve jobs.
Just saw my bank statement. It literally goes liquor store pizza place liquor store pizza place bar bar bar liquor store pizza place 711 for snacks withdrawl for drugs rinse and repeat
he tried to do a one handed cartwheel to showoff but knocked himself out cold. fuckin jagerbombs will kill that man.
You kept going up to guys in plaid and screaming "are you a lumberjack" in their faces
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
I think my favorite day of the week is the day we get to fuck
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
I lost my bra, he lost his virginity. Seems like a fair trade off.
Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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