I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
as it turns out, there is no "i was in the pool" excuse for adderall-induced shrinkage.
On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
You should get with him and swear you have to use lambskin condoms. That'll test his veganism.
At some point I'd like to figure out how the weird kid from sociology ended up on my couch naked hugging what appears to be some sort of clothing....seriously it's creeping me out
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
youre always welcome to strip dance on tables with me Mag. what are friends for.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
He fucks like those drill things that you see when you think of texas
You had a hat of bras. Probably a good dozen, which is totally impressive for a Thirsty Thursday
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
She left a blunt and poutine on my nightstand with a note saying "went to the gym. be ready for round three when I get back" I love Canadian chicks
Sitting on the toilet ... Eatin pizza with one hand, petting my cat with the other. I love a sad drunken life
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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