He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
they thought it would be fun to get out their yearbook and see who hooked up with the most guys..I won...I don't even go to the same school
i would give spencer pratt a bj just so i could bite his dick off
he'd just find a way to get more famous from being a eunich.
We named our party play list daddy issues
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
either way he was missing a nipple.
ohhh no, absolutely not. i am waaayyy too superstitious to have sex with the self-proclaimed "baby-maker" on father's day...
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Just slather his penis with BBQ sauce
its as if im in a choose your own adventure book. except im not the reader and someone else is choosing my fate...one awesome decision at a time.
Randomize
