Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
it was really awkward. it took him like like 2 minutes to realize who he was jacking off to. he stopped mid-stroke. such a small small world
i told you not to try chat roulette
Man, the last time I saw you you were giving me a thumbs up while being pulled out the bar by your belt from some girl.
your goal of the night was to unlock your iPhone with your nipple. You're going places.
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He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
Holy shit, you lost your virginity on 11/11/11. Now every time someone fucks you, they can make a wish. Your vagina has officially been transformed into a wishing well.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
I think it's safe to say taking shots on the way to the emergency room was rock bottom. We're going to need to think of ways to top that between now and next new years eve...
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This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Fell asleep naked on the recliner spooning with my organic chemistry book. The fact that I made it through four years of college is proof that the education system is fucked.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
God, I missed his penis.
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