we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
You haven't puked in my sink in over a year.. Youre coming over this weekend
I'm pretty sure they changed the plants at the grocery store because of us
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
You crawled through a doggy door 5 times for a shot if cheap vodka.
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
If i ever die cab you make sure bag pipes are at my funeral they are awsome
My manager just held my hair while I threw up in a dumpster. New low.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
I blacked out and when I woke up and looked at the counter.. there was a full cake upside down. I dont even understand ...
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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