I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
i need a lesbian romance or unplanned pregnancy for some spicein my life.
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
I like to melt taper candles in my wine bottles the next day, it makes my drinking trophies more classy, and makes me look like less of an alcoholic.
white shorts are a girls way of saying "im ready to fuck cuz its not my time of month"
You showed the cops outside of the bar your boobs and then decided to go apologize to them. They admitted that the reason they hung out there was because of girls like you.
Do you remember that blonde girl he brought home from the bar on Friday night? She didn't leave until Monday afternoon. We didn't even know she was still in his room...what a sketchy weekend.
He tried peeing out of the sunroof.
oh god...if the people that live above me killed themselves again then im gonna assume im the worst neighbor ever
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
They started shooting fireworks out of a dryer. It was my cue to leave.
dont know if she was trying to start a lawnmower or jerk me off. still wasnt to bad though
He told me he was cooking me a special dinner tonight. His "five star meal" was popcorn in champagne glasses, and chic fil a sauce in jello shot containers to dip the popcorn in. He still tries to convince me he doesn't smoke weed anymore.
I really need to stop turning to the BDSM dungeon masters of tinder whenever my heart hurts
The frequency with which I change my vibrator batteries is getting a little ridiculous....
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