So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
He kept asking me to take off my bra and I sat up so he could. He fumbled with it for a few minutes and when I sighed and went to undo it he goes, "Yeah, you got this."
Sex tip #67: Jizz in the eye is very near the equivalent to pepper spray. Not recommended for pleasure enhancement.
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47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
Just got a birthday card from Camel. How am I supposed to stop smoking when they care?
Making and watching you take a mixed shot with vodka, chocolate syrup, tobasco sauce, cranberry juice, and sundried tomato juice wasnt the highlite of my night. Hearing you puking from downstairs was.
he walkred up to the manager at dennys and said 'look, my friends passed out in your bathroom, can i go get her?'
WEED IS MY SPIRIT ANIMAL
That one probably shouldn't have been in caps
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WE'RE MOVING TO IRELAND!!!! DON'T ASK QUESTIONS JUST BOOK THE DAMN FLIGHT!!!!
No way hahaha I have zero intention of adding him I wanna just join in on a three some but mostly just be there for moral support and snacks
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
Its okay I found my bra. ...it was on your cat. I wont ask questions.
I don't have a cat..?
How much weed can I reasonably smoke now if I have to leave for work in a bit over an hour
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