Of course she's mad at you. You Kanye Wested a picture of her catching snowflakes in her mouth. "imma let you finish but..." was the shaft and you put two of Kanye West's heads for the balls.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
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like he said he was barking at you while cumming in your face
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
Whatever. I am not explaining the physics of my dick slapping.
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I found our waiter on grindr, gave him my number, and got him to send a dick pic. Still not getting laid but close enough?
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
I'm currently trying to figure out a way to fill the bathtub up with mashed potatoes so when he comes over he'll know what's about to hit him..
Do you know how fucking great a bath bomb is when you're high?
When your job has killed your spirit to the point that you don't want to flirt with the cute, tall guy at Enterprise
GIRL PLEASE. GO BACK AND POP THE TITTY OUT
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
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