Yeah, it wasn't as bad as I thought. I tried not to clench and things went pretty smoothly.
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
It was like a Michael Bay sized explosion located in my pussy.
Oscar is the man. He keeps getting pictures of hot nude women with messages in spanish saying "i hope you like it" sent to his phone
whose oscar?
the baller who i guess decided to give out a fake number at the bar last weekend. luckily that fake number was mine. i have enough porn to last me until next month.
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
I just walked away from a youth soccer tournament popping every birth control pill I had left in the pack.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
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