I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
I turned on Elf, made myself a mojito, and am eating one of a sleeve of Ritz. You tell me if I wanna go out tonight.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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