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Pussy?

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how

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Wat do u mean how?

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(248): Pussy? (586): how (248): Wat do u mean how? http://tfl.nu/4yqk

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(206): View more from Washington

She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe.

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(206): She punched me in the face after i pulled it out and grabbed my cell phone. Ill be the one hiding in the bushes with one shoe. http://tfl.nu/i5qc

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(909): View more from California

dude i'm inner monologue high

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(909): dude i'm inner monologue high http://tfl.nu/4ebt

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(770): View more from Georgia

You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!

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Oh yeah.

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(770): You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend! (706): Oh yeah. http://tfl.nu/uvwd

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(256): View more from Alabama

you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"

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(256): you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!" http://tfl.nu/8xfk

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(319): View more from Iowa

just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa...

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(319): just saw a guy driving a atv down the highway in a tux.... only in Iowa... http://tfl.nu/k3oe

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(541): View more from Oregon

just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..

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(541): just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony.. http://tfl.nu/riwy

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(519): View more from Ontario

He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.

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(519): He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship. http://tfl.nu/txlk

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(423): View more from Tennessee

Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight...

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(423): Depending upon how the Sox game progresses, I'll either cry on the bar or fuck someone tonight... http://tfl.nu/fo5y

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We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.

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(+61): We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia. http://tfl.nu/ry0s

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(415): View more from California

just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid.

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(415): just found out I caught the bouquet at the wedding. I win for being the drunkest yet most functional bridesmaid. http://tfl.nu/grub

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?

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you are way too vulgar to be a girl

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(717): Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION? (410): you are way too vulgar to be a girl http://tfl.nu/3shx

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(607): View more from New York

He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?

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(607): He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official? http://tfl.nu/vpzn

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(978): View more from Massachusetts

I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick.

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(978): I told him I liked how shrimp feels in my mouth, but I don't actually like eating it. Turned out to be the most awkward way to say that I wanted to suck his dick. http://tfl.nu/61g0

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex

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(+44): Dude you spoke to a girl about CRICKET. She MUST want sex http://tfl.nu/fkis

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