Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?
Cause it just destroys penises
Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..
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The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.
i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.
Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.
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He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.