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• (586): View more from Michigan

  Ok let me ask a question, does aderall make women less apt to have sex?

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  Cause it just destroys penises

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  Was that inappropriate? I can't gauge these things anymore

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• (205): View more from Alabama

  woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers

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  yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....

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• (816): View more from Missouri

  Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  I just took my friends on a tour of all the places I've had sex in my house. I dont know if that's more slutty, or the fact that it took 2 hours to complete..

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous

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• (423): View more from Tennessee

  She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"

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• (850): View more from Florida

  Your lack of a response has proven you've clearly forgotten how crazy I am.

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• (406): View more from Montana

  i swear, as soon as they invent a cure for herpes, he's mine.

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• (863): View more from Florida

  Just watered mom's plants with leftover mixed drinks full of Bacardi Silver. I'm such a good daughter.

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• (361): View more from Texas

  He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.

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• (775): View more from Nevada

  Nothing is better than seeing someone you fucked go to the Olympics. I feel so American.

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• (44): View more from United Kingdom

  I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.

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• (303): View more from Colorado

  There is a doctor sitting next to me at lunch talking about the engorged scrotum surgery he did this morning and I am about to lose my professional grown adult facade.

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• (252): View more from North Carolina

  My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.

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