whats the proper etiquette for returning a closet door to a random girl you met and do not know her name?
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
90 In a 65. Talked my way out of it with the i have to poop story. i am the ticket jesus
I honestly don't know what my boundaries are, but shitting on me is crossing them.
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i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Get to the bar. Power hour leading up to the rapture.
At the party. I feel like I just walked into a lifesize blunt.
I offered to buy ihop waffles for all the homeless people outside the metro. It was time to go to bed.
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
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You have my approval. I will dance and throw skittles at your funeral.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
if you arent using your penis to save lives, then what good is it?
YOU LICKED MY MAKEUP OFF.
Well, we 69'd in the Jacuzzi. If that tells you the kind of night I had. Neither of us knew we could hold our breath that long. Deff. Most. Dangerous. Sex. Ever.
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