I'm really into asian looking animals
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
This is a drunk text message. I am so glad that we are friends. Tomorrow we will eat sandwiches in miniature. We both love dogs. Flower.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
i'm calling it girls night to make myself feel better but lets be real.....i wasn't going to get any guys tonight regardless
You peed up the stairs in front of everyone then blamed it on the dog
if girls can go out in miniskirts and reveal their thongs, I should be able to wear a sheer dress with boyshorts with the word love bedazzled on my ass.
This is why you're my favorite.
I woke up on top of his counter next to a pot of boiling water and an empty package of ramen... what happened to the ramen, we will never know.
I changed his name in my phone to "Irrelevant" last night. Not changing it back.
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Moms love me. I'm the reminder that they need to turn safe search on.
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
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