Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
I wouldn't call it sex. It's like when you put a plug in a socket half way. It's not all the way in but it still turns on the light.
I wish they had a "No Yankees" filter on status updates.
taking shots each time the weatherman says Dont go out in this blizzard
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
You guys seriously fuck to bieber? That's embarrassing...
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
Again? Most people check out of hotels, they don't escape from them
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Have I showed you the picture of my vagina with a little bang flag coming out of it?
I found a video on my phone from last night... You got up on the table at McDonald's and screamed BURRITOOO!
Meh, all I have to do tomorrow is proctor an AP test. No loud noises and no physical activity allowed for almost 4 hours. Sounds like the perfect recovery period for a hangover.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Randomize
