I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
So I just went to student health services and on my way in there was a girl outside on her phone saying "I just dont want you to be angry" and on my way out she was saying "I have the side effects sheet right here" Someone started the semester off classy
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
There's an Captain Planet marathon because of Earth Day. I can't NOT turn this into a drinking game.
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
Doing blow at 6am to "wake myself up for clinicals" was a baaaaad idea
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
Needless to say, I woke up on the bathroom floor wearing the dress that my mom wore to the wedding. That open bar stole my soul.
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
The fact that I can now puke rainbows on snapchat makes my life that much better
I think it's getting serious, we started a jigsaw puzzle together.
That was the best shit ever it was like an exorcism for my colon
You said you made a new recipe, but it turned out you just cooked ramen with vodka instead of water.
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