omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
I don't think my ego could take a straight man out-cooking me.
Dude, Her having kids just means she puts out.
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
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i mean, we fucked on the futon in the garage where his band practices. pretty sure im now obligated to like his band on facebook.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
I dont think getting to 3rd base with a girl you barely know is the type of memory they had in mind when they named the park "memorial park"
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We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Sooooooo Your wife and your girlfriend are making cat noises at one another via text
Nothing says depression like laying in your bed stoned, naked, and eating a cupcake
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
He corrected my spelling during sexting.
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