Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
just got dressed up for chatroulette- THAT desperate.
Regular drunk falling on flat ground did not prepare me for drunk falling into a pile of firewood.
I woke up in a sink... Not like curled up on top of it though. I was standing, bent over, face first. IN THE DAMN SINK.
I tell myself every day I shouldn't be friends with you
if all that ever happens for the rest of forever is drinking wine and eating popcorn, ill be okay
If it meant we had chicks like that every weekend I would gay marry the shit out of you dude
No, the moral of my Oxford interview was "Never snort caffeine pills".
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Why isn't there a super hero that comes to the aide of really high kids when they kill their car battery?
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
OH MY GOD YOU GUYS I JUST FOUND OUT I HAD PHONE SEX THE OTHER NIGHT
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
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