We left around 4 AM after the stripper showed no mercy and dropped into a split on Matt's nose. Massive nosebleed.
Motor boating, judging by the amount of lipstick I found I would say between 6 to 8 times
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
Even when you're down just know that I will always be the one to pour alcohol into your asshole when you're on probation
He drunkenly stumbled over to me and told me my "crotch looks spectacular tonight"..... i think this could work
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
I caught a glimpse of his penis. I can only imagine what your mom's vagina goes through because of that penis
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
Just had a smooth transition from sexting to buffalo chicken dip 😂😂😂
Your skills amaze me
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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