God I can't wait to have my phone textbombed every night
Don't know whats worst me sharding on her a bit or her believing me when i told her she did it...
He just turned on a sound machine. I need to get the fuck out of here.
she was using a pencil to fish crushed adderall out of a plastic bag. it was like a college version of fun dip
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
Weird. Haha. I guess taking advice from batman is a good idea.
Between the two of us weve fucked every guy at this table
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
We didn't have a blender for the margaritas, so she tried to use the garbage disposal and wasted half a handle of my grandpa's good tequila.
There are rocks in my bed. And dirt all over my face. Explain?
So that groomsmen was naked under his kilt. Also I just had sex in the elevator. And yes, those two updates are definitely related.
The problem with drugs is that there's none in this hotel
The problem with drugs is that showing my boobs only gets so much of them
Taking body shots off hot Camren. Get here now.
New rule: if someone asks if you would like to snort a xanax the answer is no.
Come on in and take your pants off
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