When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
she said it was okay because they were "professional" nude pictures of her on the internet
She's helping me study for the final by writing the vocab words all over her body.
is it really high of me to have brought my own hot sauce to wendys?
they found her hiding behind the couch trying to feed a cabbage patch doll a bottle of tequila. please tell me she's on birth control.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Joe decreed the livingroom and the hallway up to the burn mark his kingdom. I think this is the point of 'stage an intervention'
Just dont tell him. Tell him you colored your vagina for breast cancer awareness month. He will understand.
Son of a bitch took my liquid eyeliner
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
I am passing the whore torch on to you my friend. Do me proud
I had sex upstairs in my parents house, and my mom texted me and said "those raccoons are out of control in the walls."
I smoked too much. I'm sitting on my balcony and I keep getting lost. Help me
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
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