we watched a tutorial on how to do guidette makeup
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Ohh god. I'm so nervous. This is terrible. He just introduced me as "the best girlfriend of his life" and Jenny as his "sexual roomate"
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
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FACT: the parking lot attendant was yelling "NO SEX HERE! NO SEX" at yall.
All I really need to know is how to say "where is the bathroom" and "I don't take it in the butt anymore". I think that will suffice.
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
Both our collective sex appeal dies once someone cums on a snuggie kayla
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I'm drinking with a guy who is a bigger asshole than me. We started a contest.
Deciding whether to take my sex toys home for Christmas will be the biggest decision I make this holiday season
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
He must've been a bear in a previous life. My nipple is bleeding. Shit's sensitive.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
dude me and this dog are gonna go bond oon the tramplene with stromboli... i think everyone is staring at me... being this high is SO stressful
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