I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
I cut holes in my blanket and put my arms through it. It's the sleeveless "Bro Edition" Snuggie.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
come on don't hate me. your brother looks just like you its almost a complement that i had sex with him.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
YOU COME FROM SAD WHALE FAMILY, DEEP IN OCEAN!
You kept trying to use my cat as a napkin.
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
SORRY FOR THE CAPS. I DIDNT CHANGE IT IN TIME AND ITS TOO FAR TO GO BACK NOW. PS IM SUPER BAKED
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
