Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
oh my god i am going to vomit. and little burgers wearing crowns are going to come out.
I won't be sarcastic... just naked
he sent me this 10 second long video of a gorilla eating a banana on my phone. no explanation. I didn't even have his number. just. a gorilla eating a banana.
Setting up an obstacle course with ladders, hurdles, and a spring board to the pool. you down for drunk races through it later?
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
You threw a shot glass at the bartender and still managed to convince him to let us drink more. You are my hero.
If you've ever wondered what a shitshow is, just watch me at the bar on a Friday. Or Tuesday. Take your pick.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
I should not be able to sum up my life with a taco brand motto...
So I'm at home coloring while smoking a joint. It can only go down hill from here.
What! I said that you would fall in love? See I know better. Dark liquor makes me think everything is a dream. I barely remember saying that
I feel like i'm being yelled at when you type in all caps.Did you just have bad sex?
I came home and drank a bottle of wine in the bathtub. I have AMAZING coping skills!!
tell me about the fingering
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