she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
Just talked to the girl you brought home from the bar last night while she was looking for her panties. She said to tell you "nice try".
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
see if i had a dick i'd definitely smack people in the face with it
She literally thanked me for asking before I put in her ass
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I had a dream about that dude. It was the first time I had a dream about him since the tryst.
The tryst?
The hookup. I like using sophisticated words for my foolish decisions. Makes me retain some dignity.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
The body is still out there. I don't think my trainer realized when he asked me not to drink for 24 days, how often I see dead people
ABOUT TO MAKE THE BIGGEST MISTAKE OF MY LIFE, SEND HELP
Have fun and good luck.
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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