He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
Take your time, they're doing body shots off the dog.
dude. we need more in our fridge then just beer and applesauce.
i cant text you anymore tonight, God gave me two hands for two cups
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
When I get home we should play "let's see how many Christmas movies we can watch before we start having sex."
Then she cat effected the picture of my dick I sent her the other night. I'm in love.
It's been hot as balls outside. It's like getting tea bagged by the Sun.
the kid next to me in math class is drawing gay porn. it's good, but that is beside the point
I've spent my afternoon dipping strawberries in DayQuil if that's any indication of where I'm at in life.
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
the most terrified I've ever been was seeing Danny Devito squirming on the ground in this underwear, covered in hand sanitizer, completely hairless
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
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