BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
Remember that time we were in the handicap bathroom snorting Molly at the stripclub. That was a defining moment in our friendship
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
We left his house because I forgot how to drink water, I was just holding it in my mouth and then spitting it out, needless to say I don't remember the sex.
I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
You want to know how I feel? I feel like Cady Heron pushed me in front of a bus last night.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
It is NEVER not funny to me when I am sitting at a table and I've touched the dicks of every single person I'm sitting with.
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