we're blogging at a bar
ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
You'd think after all these years of evolution that it would be longer than a golf pencil.
How long is the appropriate time period between a pregnancy scare and breaking up with my girlfriend?
she called me a fuckfaceshitdick. not that's creative. it sounds like a crayola crayon, preferrably an orange-brown shade.
Hooking up with him would mean my type has officially become... drug dealer.
I just met the neighbor hes a self proclaimed coke dealer/ softporn producer.
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
I'm at a bar. It's body paint Wednesday. All of the waitresses are topless. Help me
She failed the Charleston discretion test, although puking in her armpit was very innovative.
I am never taking a razor down there again. He'll have to love me as I am.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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And as drunk as I was I was able to show my mom how to make text italicized in Microsoft word
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
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