You know your in college when you use the receipt from the liquor store as a bookmark
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
We didn't need to cut her off. I'm pretty sure the lit candle she almost drank would have done it for us
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Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
True but, who really needs money in europe? Just barter with sexual favors. A bowl of cereal is worth a blowjob.
So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Do you remember ripping my condom off last night while yelling "I DEMAND MY MEAT RAW" like a Viking?
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
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Spotify knows me way to well. You mention swinger club and guess what it shuffles to? Danger Zone by Kenny Loggins
After we finished having sex, he drunkenly tried to hugh five me, farted, then accused me of stealing his socks.
Nothing like being naked and confused and clutching a scented candle...at least I woke up in my own bed though.
Little does she know that you've out-sourced your conscience to a girl who doesn't even wear pants on a regular basis
Naptime over. I've got fresh contacts and tequila. RAAAAAAGE!
I put the child locks on after I put you in the car and you then screamed, "I am a Phoenix, you can't restrain me. I NEED TO FLY!"
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