wrigley field is MILF paradise
i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
never thought i'd see a ''climb of shame'' until she came down from the attic in front of the whole party..
it was my 21st birthday. took an old mans walker so i could stay till last call. reasonable right?
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Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
i think I'm just gonna buy a new vibrator, body pillow, some guys cologne to spray on it, a life time supply of wine and weed and be done with all this shit
Also, I just realized you seduced me while in a batman onesie... Well done, sir. Well done.
I seriously have her in my phone as "Legit 8"...even I'm surprised
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
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I'm on A4A looking at dick pics while the CEO is on the phone trying to convince me not to leave the company
Pretty sure the cop told you that you were the first person he pulled over for being drunk on a tractor. So there's that.
Do you remember when you first moved into my parents house with me and we came home to find that my dad bolted the headboard to the wall
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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