you made pancakes with beer, you said they were good. then you threw up 15 minutes later
is that a crab cake on the shelf with the dvd's....?
just shottied a beer can with a pumpkin carver. i love October.
You think they'd ask my permission before turning Pajamarama into an orgy. I saw too many of my friends dicks at once the door got kicked down.
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I have to fuck proof my bed. It was in the middle of the room this time.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
I just handed the barista at Starbucks a panty liner instead of my card....maybe I should upgrade this Tall to a Venti...
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Im having a st. Get way fucked till i speak Irish pre game party. Bring a compass cause we are about to get lost
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The fact that we all screamed by Felicia to a bitch actually named Felicia will be a highlight of my life
I saw a spider on my bed and my first reaction was to throw my weed bag to safety
he came over last night and we fucked with the great british baking show on in the background. it was beautiful
RUDE you're the one missing half a nipple...
IT HEALED AND GREW BACK TO BE A FULL HEALTHY NIPPLE OKAY
WAIT this kid is eating yogurt with a fucking ladle. what is happening?
I know you're here! I can hear your phoneeeee. Wake up and do illegal things with me.
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