Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
I went up to get a drink from the hotel room. And ended up getting arrested in the lobby. Spring break has not been forgiving this year.
I don't fucking care about the convenience of not having freudian slips. I spent 2009-2011 screwing around with 3 different Daniels. 2012 WILL be the dawn of a new day
How about a mike?
Already had two of those
I have a test in the morning in sign language about signs for drugs and alcohol use. Im drunk and rolling a blunt. I've never felt so confident about a grade in my life.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
DONT LET HIM GET NAKED. JUST SAY NO
There is a severe lack of banging on that itinerary... I'd like a revision on my desk within the hour
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I still have that dildo-suction bruise on my forehead and this sweater STILL smells like my Christmas Eve vomit.
But like, I don't remember getting hit with the door... I just come out from peeing and there was blood running down my face.
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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