She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
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remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
So there is a chick dressed up in a vagina costume handing out free condoms next to the dude handing out free Bibles and preaching about sin. I love college.
I just decorated my birth control case with Lisa Frank stickers. If that doesn't scream 'I'm not ready for babies' I don't know what does.
I feel like I shouldn't be doing my banking stoned. But I bought a new bowl. Her name is Sharpe. Pronounced Shar-Pay.
He pocket texted me while I was blowing him in the car...What are the odds?
Considering how often you blow him,high.
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I'm bringing vagina and cookies. You'll be fine.
Today wasn't Sunday Funday, it was more like Sunday god is taking a shit on my life day
I hear fucking Christmas music. I'm going to find fucking Santa and tell him to suck a dick and shut up for the next month
You have not lived until you have drunkenly grinded on your mother. Daughter of the year right here.
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
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