I like how you formally end text interactions, just turn your phone off or don't respond you pervert
peeing is so easy when youre drunk. you just tell your body to pee and it pees.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
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Fair warning: We've transformed the living room into a giant tent.
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
All I could think when I saw it was, "All right, Vagina, only one of us is getting out of this alive."
We may have picked the wrong resort. Brenna and I have already been propositioned for swinging twice and we've only been here 3 hours
I have a pair of clean panties in my purse. This is having your life together.
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I was a little curious what "unspeakable" things he could possibly do to my feet
I know. In fairness he did tell me to throw up out his window onto his roof so I don't think he's pissed at me but I'm still mortified by the whole situation.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
I was doing good, then they gave me free shots
She said to call her, so I called her. Her boyfriend answered and traced the fucking call. I could litterally hear him yell because it turns out he lives in 4d
Don't you live in 4c?
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