I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
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Bro, she used the potato bongs to make French fries after. She's deff a keeper.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
I got laid while wearing a shirt with a picture with my little brother deep throating a banana on it.
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I told her shower beers are even better when you have someone in there with you and she said she's been looking for a new drinking buddy. It's a goooooo
I woke up to him peeing by our bedroom door. I yelled at him to go to the bathroom and he just kept peeing while he walked there. This is a new low.
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
On a scale from 1 to banned, how offensive do you think it would be to wish my vibrator happy Valentine's Day on various social media outlets?
Throwing up while listening to NPR because I’m trying to adult through this hangover
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