I'm trying to bond with my sister... Its like getting to know a person I never met that I don't like
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
ill give you a picture of me naked for $5. im desperate.
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He bought me a pink rose and a Plan B. I really like this guy.
It really ruins the moment when you have to ask to resend the nude pics.
She passed out in the backyard, making "face down" snow angels ... so they could have a smile.
Then, he just started shoving orange pieces in my mouth as a chaser
sooo I am sorta kinda using your name as my stripper stage name.
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This breakup hit defcon 5. Walked to pathmark with a denim jacket over my nightgown to get ben and jerrys. On sale btw.
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Send me another check for the tickets. I scratched out "anal wax" and now the bank won't take it.
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
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