Want to have sex later?
This feels like a trap
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
you fucking puked into the top of the beer bong while i was chugging from it. when i realized i was chugging your vomit, i vomitted on the floor. she kicked us both out.
arguing about whether his trip to england or my trip on acid was better
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If we get out of this alive, I'm never going to a Denny's at 3 am again.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
Marshall is naming all the elements of my face. I love science nerds.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
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if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
The bald guy bought me a shot so I chugged it and then walked out to the middle of the dance floor and told an old woman that might be your moms twin to bend it over...We didn't end on a good note though. Dude she stepped on my vans.
She wouldn't eat a clam- if you blow a line pregnant you can eat a clam
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
You tried to see how many socks you can stuff in yor mouth and I just put on a damp sock. Is this what bestfriends have come to these days???
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