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Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
So ive narrowed my options down to getting food or masturbating. Don't judge me
I'm drunk in a field. the chupacobra is going to eat me. if I die serve vodka at my funeral.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I am incapable of maintaining a guy's interest in me. It's like erectile dysfunction but with feelings
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
I ended up in a bathroom giving my hymen a pep talk
if it wasn’t 100% before, it is now that i will most definitely die a quesadilla related death
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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