Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Definitely locked eyes with the stripper who gave me a lapdance last night as she walked by me and into the Ann Taylor Loft in Times Square.
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
basically at this point ill snort whatever you put in front of me and just hope
How do i tell my boyfriend " I'm taking the two weeks im in Europe to fuck my way across 9 countries" in a way where we will still be together?
I think the main reason you were throwing up so much was the quart of soap you chugged trying to burp bubbles. you came close
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
Sitting in the library studying = googling how to get laid in the library.
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
I came over to get dick...not to watch you vacuum....at 2 AM
I'm so hungry and so lazy that I'm seriously considering ripping into that packet of cream cheese in my nightstand.
It's all fun and games until your mom recognizes your bootycall from 2018 as her attorney
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