dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
legit been throwing up since 7am. told my parents the two bowls of puke in my dorm were soup
You've ruined blow jobs for me. You were the motzart of sucking dick, where every other girl is like awkward elevator music
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I'm eating mac and cheese for dinner that way when I puke later it'll be festive halloween orange.
just spent the last 4 hours covering his room in sticky notes. Viva Drunk Thursdays.
You are. Embrace it. But you are the right kind of asshole.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
He always takes me to get taco bell after we hook up in his car. It's sort of become a booty call tradition.
I am drinking green tea.... My liver is in shock
This stupid maranara sauce stain sucks. It keeps distracting me and it looks like I'm staring at my tits.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
Ah Christ I think I've reached the single life mentality 100%. I just inquired a photographer about a photo shoot with my dog.
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