My friends, they love my intelligence
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
The guy who took my order at mcdonalds asked for my number. I think we should start fucking fast food employees, they're easy and think we're goddesses.
90 persent of me said don't pee on that fake plant. Buyt i did
Why is the word 'best' written on my chest?!!
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
Thoughts of banging the girl who just opened my beer with her teeth?
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
Clothing is a burden necessitated by propriety.
I just found an old slice of LIME in my wallet?????????
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