I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
she's walking down the hall in a thong and one flip flop and one ugg
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
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Im sorry that my initial plan of you grabbing his dick didnt work out but Im glad you grabbed his heart
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I woke up naked in this guys bed and the first thing I start saying is it's super bowl Sunday like I was yelling
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
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Dude I had sex with her and she STILL thinks I'm gay. I don't know what else to do.
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
Just watched a guy open his car door, puke, close it, and resume driving. Happy Monday.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
She complained to dominos last night for hanging up on her, and then she wrote "fuck you dominos" on the receipt when we got our pizza
So we are banned from the campus dominos
It's magical, I'm just dancing. It's like prom but by myself and with less clothes.
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