never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
you missed a midterm to shack? WOW. How desperate are you?
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I think I can smell my own vagina right now
I am fine. Katie thinkr i broke things pole dancing. I am coherant.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
its the kind of pain that only someone with a fucking elephant on their head would understand. I'm never drinking again.
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
She has an inverted nipple. She told to play with the normal one until the other one pops up.
The plan was to get laid... Now the plan is to survive.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
Did I really make a PSA to that garage party that you wanted to bang him?
You gave a whole fucking speech. It was inspiring.
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
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