So when does "going out for one drink" = giving some guy an HJ on the sidewalk?!?
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
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i didn't know falling asleep in the tbell line could get you a dui. Isn't everyone there stoned or drunk?
my boss made my mugshot into an 'employee of the month' poster.
I woke up with a random mailbox in my room with a note that said "this should probably be returned. Happy Thursday!"
this blows. i told the guy at the bar that i was the DD and it was like i just announced over megaphone that i had genital herpes. no one will talk to me now.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
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Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
Pulled a muscle in my back masturbating. But still listed as probable.
This is like a walk of shame down memory lane.
SHE POOPED THE CONDOM WHOLE
I twisted my ankle while drunkenly playing in my adult kickball league. Now I'm having to use my grandpa's cane to walk at this party. I am so single.
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