with your own penis?
god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
so howd the 'mom i only play with condoms' conversation go?
How'd it feel making her break her religion?
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We just followed a woman home because she looked like Jeff Goldblum. Turns out she lives in a trailer park.
his penis was the training wheels of my sex life
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
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Just had lapdance from stripper that had her 5th kid 28 hours earlier. A for work ethic.
I want you inside of me and on top of me and under me and behind me
Basically I need you to be like god, just fucking everywhere
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
Well, let me first tell you that jack and cokes were ONE FUCKING DOLLAR.. It's like the club wanted me to make poor choices.
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