At an apparent methhead hillbilly bar and was smiling for a pic when one toothless wonder screamed "look at all them teeth"!
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
Tell your boobs to stop staring at me.
i'm pretty sure i just ruined some dude's romantic riverside sunset proposal by running outside and puking in a bush.
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If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
She tried to cook Velveeta IN the oven on clean mode.
She asked if you knew her boyfriend, and you responded that you "think you gave him head once" and then hiccupped.
People are yelling about how much they want you here.
I'm going to change, vomit up my mexican food to save the trouble later, and then come meet you. Thrilled.
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Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
Neat. I'm thinking about growing a handlebar muffstache. What are your thoughts on this?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
Things could not have gone more poorly if I had stripped naked and run through the Sahara with sirloins tied to my vagina.
Is that your Nuva ring on the floor? Shit must have gotten crazy
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