Did you hallucinate the same white buffalo that I did last night.
No, but I did see you shaking hands with a homeless man.
WHY DID I DRINK ALL THE INGREDIENTS FOR VOMIT?!
remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
He just refered to Steak and Shake as "a good place for couples". I will definitely not be shacking tonight.
I took his sheets with my when I left seeing that I underestimated my period. Also grabbed a 6-pack out of the fridge because breakfast is the most important meal of the day & I don't do other peoples laundry for free.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Yeah kinda weird. My grandparents are here for dinner and I'm chilling on the couch close to tripping out on pain killers. My pap asked me how works going and I prettymuch drooled on myself as an answer.
Because at some point last night we decided that shotgunning beers from a paint stick was a good idea
I just masturbated and watched youtube makeup videos, which was just an extension of masturbation.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
she fell THROUGH the wall. All in all id have to say that my neighbors where pretty chill about it tho.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I texted him in the morning wishing him a day as spectacular as his dick was.
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
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