The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
just had to take a 4 hour nap to write a one page paper. its obviously the week after winter break.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
Currently doing my walk of shame down a floating dock. No more guys who live on a boat EVER AGAIN
You were so high you insisted on spoon feeding me your KFC bowl while I was driving.
Was who let the dogs out playing?
Ya. You started barking when it ended
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Two shots of gin says this is gonna be a sloppy lab write up.
Just got 20% off at the liquor store. How you ask? I asked if there was an "I got divorced today" discount.
Well you were hungry, by then you cried and called yourself a basic bitch for eating crackers
After you smoke one night. Just whisper in a barely audible voice, "Grey Poupon"
Its a good night when you get to makeout with a cowboy
I wish period tracker had a "on this day" also so i can see who i was with this day last year.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
It's not a hangover, it's "slept on a couch with another person and said person moves a lot and is loud"
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