one might say we're banned from that church
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
being able to look good while almost puking is a skill that takes a lot of puking to develop.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
This is not the first time I've recognized my body is subconsciously trying to make pizza.
she's throwing knives it scares me
update: broke ceiling. glass everywhere
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
I am confused/concerned about the circumstances that led to your consumption of 3 beta fish last night.
Randomize
