I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
i dont need a football game to get drunk and yell at my tv
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
I swear my cock is like a magnet to my friends younger sisters mouths.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
As a matter of principle, I waited until noon to start the drinking binge.
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
No memories of receiving this. Or of getting home. Or of apparently developing a taste for marmalade, which I assume is yours because I have literally never eaten it before. It's all over the kitchen. And my phone. And in my hair. Oh god I wish I wasn't on the train to work. X And sorry about the kitchen x
I've washed my hands three times and it still smells like Astroglide.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
I swear I have some evil slut demon in me when I'm blacked out
Don't we all.
After 25 beers and 3 shots my best friend thought it would be an amazing idea to get his dick pierced. We are on our way.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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