I just cut my nipple shaving
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
Ended up passed out drunk in the neighbors lawn, still in costume. Neighbors thought I was a lawn decoration. Ten points for best Halloween ever.
Ive never seen someone more dtf than a soaking wet drunk girl who stumbles into your backyard.
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
If you're going to outback I'll have to decline, I've slept with a large enough portion of their staff already.
He's cheating on his wife, and he's judging me for eating McDonalds
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
She was blowing me when her roommate came in and goes "you want me to tap in?"
You realize once your inheritance is finalized this shit will stop happening right?
I just messaged a senior at Harvard and told him to 'tinder me softly'
Drinking wine from a straw at 6:15 in the morning. This is what college does to people.
I woke up at 4am because the neighbors cat managed to sneak into my bed. HOW THE FUCK DOES THIS STUFF HAPPEN TO
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
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