is the fantasy fufillment of sex in a hot tub worth the possible infection?
halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
guess where i woke up this morning? If you guessed the hospital, you sir are correct.
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
how thoroughly do i need to sanitize the cone the vet put around my dog's neck for it to be safe to use as a beer bong?
My grandpa is giving me detailed instructions on how to fight a second floor bedroom fire from a ladder on the out side. Just in case
I'm starting to second guess shaving my vagina over the kitchen sink. The lighting is so much better though.
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
I only blacked out one night of three if that isn't fucking personal growth idk what is
I had sex in an engineering office last night. So that could be your life. I was mounted on top of a sketch of a future parking lot for a maintenance building. If that's not romantic, idk what is
I'm sorry you're hurting. Would a picture or my erect penis help?
I just woke up, its 6AM and i'm pretty sure the guy passed out next to me is 70% ugly...
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Randomize
