Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I made a drinking game out of watching your DUI video, everytime you say " okay, well thats just your opinion"
Yes, she gives me platonic blowjobs as part of our friendship.
you dipped you banana in queso last night.
I hope you dream of an avalanche of penises
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Human centipede...with the teletubbies. That's what my nightmare had in it.
I don't even want to know.
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
Will you be doing the frenzied booty dance of passionate ownage on my penis tonight
Atleast we had sex on the couch before your ex took it from you
Text me some of your sweat
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
Randomize
