im gay
i know
yea but for you.
Ugh I just know that when I take off his pants his underwear will have Megan's Law written all over them.
Update: no underwear. Greeeeen light.
Joe is yelling at the trees again.
Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
he was sending me dirty texts but i was watchin nickeloden and couldnt get into it
im ashamed your my cousin
Got bored today and made list of places in apt I want to have sex. One includes opening and coming out the window.
If I die, please delete the word file entitled "Rainy Day"
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
I enjoy it and I rock at it. I wish there were a respectable way to make giving blow jobs a career.
Is there a particular reason why everyone is now calling you Butt Doctor?
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
it was the most awkward makeout ever. it was record breaking really
...i feel like you have a lot of those.
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